Friday, January 30, 2009 |
As you can see, this is the mother of all icicles. To put in perspective this shot, there us about 8 feet between the top of the glass door and the gutter. It is hard to make out but the ice comes at least four feet below the door making this the largest icicle in the history of the world, but like forty feet...no lie. Well actually, lie. But its big. So I was thinking, if water could make such a large, and quite frankly scary weapon like this, one that could only be wielded by a force this world has not yet seen, doesn't it make sense that the Steelers are going to win the Super Bowl? I mean come on.
I was listening to Ben Roethlisburger talk about the "one for the other hand" to which he so eloquently pointed out, "In Pittsburgh, they are referring to it as the Six-Pack. IC Light baby." Oh Pittsburgh, you kidders.
I was also thinking about these two teams, The Steelers and the Cardinals. Now, I am no expert, but a Steel Mill Worker could pretty easily cruch a stupid old cardinal with his bear hands. In fact there is little doubt that said cardinal would not even leave a scratch. Also, a Steel Mill worker could sinply pour molten steel on the cardinals face and destroy the feebly little creature. In fact the Steel Mill Worker could do that to any of the other stupid team names that grace the jerseys and helmets of the other more feeble 30 teams in the NFL. Lesson: Steelers rule all if you mess with them they can pour molten steel on you so you better shhhhhh.
My Super Bowl ferver is increasing with every stoke of the keyboard. I am about to start jumping around with my Terrible Towel here in a minute. Wait....HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO.